Monday, September 24, 2007

my dream...

A few hours ago I woke up from having what I thought at the time was a nightmare. I had this dream that millions of these weird little fuzzy monsters with huge mouths were eating people. In the dream these weird little monsters came up from the ground and immediately started to attack a group of sci-fi geeks, who I believe were playing dungeons and dragons..or some other type of nerdy game. After eating all of the geeks, the monsters somehow got to a shopping mall filled with extremely annoying girls. Girls who have really high pitched screams and like to say "oh my god" a lot. I believe they were cheerleaders and rich snobs. These are the main things I remember from the dream...I know these monsters created world wide panic and these little things were hopping around everywhere. I woke up from the dream with a spooky 'just woke up from a nightmare feeling'. But on the way to work I realized that it wasn't a was a pretty fucking good dream!! These little monsters were the greatest! Oh and they looked exactly like Fizgig from The Dark Crystal.

Monday, September 17, 2007

Words of wisdom that I stole from somewhere else...

1. A day without sunshine is like night.
2. On the other hand, you have different fingers.
3. 42.7 percent of all statistics are made up on the spot.
4. 99 percent of lawyers give the rest a bad name.
5. Remember, half the people you know are below average.
6. He who laughs last, thinks slowest.
7. Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm
8. The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese in the trap.
9. Support bacteria. They're the only culture some people have.
10. A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.
11. Change is inevitable, except from vending machines.
12. If you think nobody cares, try missing a couple of payments.
13. How many of you believe in psycho-kinesis? Raise my hand.
14. OK, so what's the speed of dark?
15. When everything is coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.
16. Hard work pays off in the future. Laziness pays off now.
17. How much deeper would the ocean be without sponges?
18. Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines
19. What happens if you get scared half to death, twice?
20. Why do psychics have to ask you for your name?
21. Inside every older person is a younger person wondering, "What the hell happened?"
22. Just remember -- if the world didn't suck, we would all fall off.
23. Light travels faster than sound. That's why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.
24. Life isn't like a box of chocolates. It's more like a jar of jalapenos.

Sunday, September 16, 2007

Thought Id try this thing out.

Today I will talk about flight attendants and pilots. I work for a hotel near an international airport, and the hotel happens to have a contract with a few major airlines. So, every night at the hotel we get to see over 50 pilots/attendants. Joy. What the problem is, is that the majority of these people that think they are god's gift to the world. That their shit doesn't stink! They are the most demanding and rude people that I have ever come across in the hotel world. They think everything should be free to them and that they are first for anything they need. What really gets me is that they complain about having to wait 10 minutes to get picked up at the airport...10 minutes!!! My shuttle bus driver has told me many times that the pilots will tell them to drive faster and to not pick up any other hotel guests. If I were the driver, Id turn right around and say "Whoa there.....this is my bus,I'm the captain...if you don't like it, walk!!" One of these days I think I'll kick one out of the hotel for making a scene or being too intoxicated.
Well... I think I will end my airline bitch fest. Thank you, have a nice day!